Pet Shop Boys - Hey Headmaster

Lyrics

Hey headmaster, what's the matter with you?
Why you always so serious, why so blue?
All the kids in the school all have seen you
Being patient with the boys who fool you
When you used to hit them with your ruler

So independent too

Hey headmaster, what's matter with you?

There's a crisis rumored in the school

The boys have cut their hair short to look cool

Examination time is drawing near

Disintegration of the football team

No one seems to want to play for real

In classroom, club or pool

Hey headmaster, what you gonna do?

There's an invitation in the post

To a reading party on the coast

Pack your bags up, you old bibliophile

Get together with your friends, who will

Give you time to think and time to kill

With independent hosts

Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?

Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?