Would-be-goods - The camera loves me

Oh Mr. Beaton what shall I do?
They want my picture taken, so they send me round to you

Give us a smile and adjust to me
Another little butterfly stuck on the bling

The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me ooh ooh
The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me

Another gin and tonic and I'm yours for sure
They never took my phototgraph like this before!

My single lens reflex is a little bit slow
I'll put another film and we'll give it a go

The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me ooh ooh
The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me

The camera never lies, but people do.
The camera loves me, yes it's true
But behind the camera
Behind the camera
There's you.

Goodness gracious!
Tell me who's to blame.
It really must be my fault for being so vain.

Now the session's over and it's time to go
Am I just another shot in your portfolio?

The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me ooh ooh
The camera loves me
And you can't take your eyes off me
The camera loves me

The camera never lies, but people do.
The camera loves me, yes it's true
But behind the camera
Behind the camera
There's you.

from: "The camera loves me" (1988)