Making this video was about as easy as pissing on the corner of a round house. I really had no intention of learning After Effects at the time, so I rotoscoped (NO green screen or luma keying) the video stills and edited the whole thing in Adobe Premiere. Probably one of the most time consuming mistakes I have made, but it didn't seem so bad because I was clueless, and it was the first piece I didn't make me want to throw myself into traffic.
Thanks for all the feedback!