Long Tall Texans - Bloody.wmv

The Long Tall Texans are a psychobilly/rockabilly band from Brighton, UK. The current line-up is: Mark (vocals/slap bass), Theo (drums), Garry (guitar) and Brother Matthew (guitar).
I love this track, the lyrics are just so funny

I wanna go where they've never seen snow
Send my giro to Cairo
I can't stand another day
I've gotta get away
I'm not impressed
My lifes in a mess
I get so depressed
Still you gotta have a laugh
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Well what am I bloody well supposed to do
Got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
Well what am I bloody well supposed to do
Got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you

You don't want my touch it's not very much
I was messing your agenda big spender
xxx (can't figure what this line is) xxx
I'll find another place ,where they've never seen snow
I need another word that rhymes with "O"
But I'm broke ,I won't go

Still you gotta have a laugh
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Well what am I bloody well supposed to do
Got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you
Well what am I bloody well supposed to do
Got my bloody well self bloody stuck on you

What am I supposed to do I wake up in the night
My head full of thoughts of you
What am I supposed to do
get drunk tomorrow night in some silly pub
And present myself at your bloody well door
Like a box of chocolates (not sure of this bit)*

I've done my best to write down the lyrics but there are a couple of words I'm not sure of :-)