Flight of the Conchords - Hurt Feelings

Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand-based comedy duo composed of Academy Award winner Bret McKenzie and Emmy nominated Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series, which premiered in 2007 on HBO, also called Flight of the Conchords.

They were named Best Alternative Comedy Act at the 2005 US Comedy Arts Festival and Best Newcomer at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they received a nomination for the Perrier Comedy Award at the 2003 Edinburgh Festival Fringe for their show at Edinburgh venue, The Caves. The duo's live performances have gained them a worldwide cult following.

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Some people say that rappers don't have feelings We have feelings, we have feelings Some people say that we are not rappers We're rappers
That hurts our feelings Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers Some people say that rappers are invincible We're vincible, we're vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories Real experiences, autobiographical raps Things that happened to us, all true Bring the rhyme
I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings You could've said something nice about my profiteroles
Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings Get me a small man's wetsuit please
It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family They forgot about me I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum
I call my friends and say let's go into town But they're all too busy to go into town So I go by myself, I go into town Then I see all my friends they're all in town
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings They're all lined up to watch that movie ' Maid in Manhattan'
Have you even been told that your ass is too big? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed? Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? Once again, they forgot about J Were you ever called homo 'cause at school you took drama? Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper